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Ello Again! You must be reaaaaally bored if you're reading this!
My song about my Friends and me!
My name is Kat, I am quite fat, I am a twat,
I have red hair,
Please do not stare,
Although I don’t care,
If you do!
Her name is Ella,
She is a fella,
Ella rhymes with smella,
‘Cause she’s quite smelly,
She has a small belly,
She likes strawberry jelly,
‘Cause she does!
Her name is Jess,
Her hair is a mess,
She couldn’t care less,
Her hair went bright pink,
She blamed it on the sink,
She doesn’t think,
And she gives off a stink,
She is blonde,
And she’s very fond,
Of biscuits!
Her name is Laurie-Ann,
She lives in a white van,
With a midget man,
She likes giving head,
And sleeping in her shed,
On the holiday!
Her name is Rachel,
She likes to eat her bagel,
With cream cheese,
And she likes to please,
She gives you peas,
They give you a disease,
Which gives you diarrhoea,
She likes to drink beer,
Especially Tetleys!
His name is Kai,
He likes pie,
He wears a pink tie,
And he will never die,
He hates my boyfriend,
He drives Pete round the bend,
But he’s not bent!
Her name is Nat,
She is not fat,
She sometimes has her hair in plaits,
She hits balls with a bat,
She hasn’t got a pet cat,
‘Cause she doesn’t like them!
His name is Paul,
He is quite cool,
He is a fool,
He has a small tool,
It is a screwdriver!
Her name is Laura,
She likes to pour a
(Glass of lemonade),
She doesn’t get paid,
She likes to get laid,
And she’s not afraid,
Of the perves!
Her name is Louise,
She also likes to please,
Her cat has fleas,
She likes to eat cheese,
She has nice jeans,
With ribbons! (And a rocket launcher!)
His name is Oli,
He likes to eat cauli
(Flower)
He has the power,
To take a shower,
With soap!
His name is Sam,
He likes to eat Spam,
He hit himself with a frying pan,
Lots of people think he’s a tran(ny)
But he doesn’t have a fan(ny)!
Her name is Becky C,
She lives in the library,
All she does is read,
And she does like to wee,
Herself in tennis!
Her name is Jo-ee,
And bread is doughy,
Her nickname is jelly,
But she’s not smelly,
She listens to Nelly,
And NERD,
And this song is absurd!
THE USED LYRICS
"Lunacy Fringe"
Wake up, My love, Never thought you'd make me, break me, Now I'm up from below, Such a brilliant star you are, And will your love keep burning baby, Burn a hole right through my eyes, All these short times feel like no time, I thought you ought to know
I'm so far gone now I been running on empty, I'm so far gone now, Do you wanna take me on?
Do, Do you, Do you know? Do you know how long I've waited? To look up from below, Just to find someone like you? And will your love light burn me baby? Burn a hole right through my heart, I think I might just trust you, maybe, But I'm not sure, I'm not sure I wanna know
I'm so far gone now I been running on empty, I'm so far gone now, Do you wanna take me on? I'm so far gone now I been running on empty, I'm so far gone now, Do you wanna take me on?
Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa, I think you could make me girl, Could make me and take my life, I know you could break me girl, Take all of me, All of me, yeah hey
Wake up, My love, Never thought you'd make me, break me, Now I'm up from below, Such a brilliant star you are
I'm so far gone now I been running on empty, I'm so far gone now, Do you wanna take me on? I'm so far gone I been running on empty, I'm so far gone now, Do you wanna take me on?
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